雷死人的愚人节祝福短信

　　雷死人的愚人节祝福短信

　　because you, i believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a mianmianzhizhong traction. now i want to say is that i shangbeizi ~~~~~ what is built nie ah? !

　　因为你，我相信命运的安排，也许这一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是~~~~~我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?!

　　also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritage of one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics,…… shoot you use the most appropriate!

　　砖头又称板儿砖，是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一，具有杀伤力强，易于携带隐蔽性高，不算凶器等多种特点，所以……拍你用它最合适!

　　psychological test: if you and the coward race, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! happy april fool's day!

　　心理测试：如果你和狗熊赛跑