天朝威武 天朝霸气——英文整人短信集锦

　　愚人节就要到了，为了和国外友人增进友谊，我们天朝特意在这天放出交流方式：天朝威武 天朝霸气——英文整人短信集！让我们手牵着手啊，心连着心，整不死你，那绝对是对你的不尊重啊~

　　psychological test: if you and the cowardrace, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beastyou are beasts; beast than you! happy april fool’s day! 

　　心理测试：如果你和狗熊赛跑，你希望：1你跑得快；2一样快；3你比狗熊慢…答案：1你比禽兽还禽兽；2你就是禽兽；3你禽兽不如！愚人节快乐！ 

　　notice: aprilfool’s day approaching, on april 1 you receive text messages are bogus, meaning exactly opposite, please pay attention. following is the first: you are handsome styles yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devilbuild lover! 

　　通告：愚人节来临，4月1日您收到的短信均为假的，意思正好截然相反，敬请留意。以下是第一条：您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼身材的大众情人！

　　shaceng said: i have 16 change! journey said: i have 32 change! wukong s